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 Rhymes and Twisters

 

 

If many knew what many men know,

If many went where many men go.

If many men did what many men do,

The world would be better. I think so.Don’t you?

 

 

Betty bought blue blanket for her baby boy.

Joe gave a low groan as he fell over the stone.

 

A black cat sat on a mat and ate a fat rat.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

 

A sailor went to sea to sea what he could see

But all he could see was sea,sea,sea.

Try as I might,I couldn’t hide my delight at the sight.

 

 

I’d drive five miles.

I’d drive five miles on Friday night.

I’d drive five miles on Friday night tj see a fight.

 

 

She sells sea-shells on the sea shore;

The  shells she sells are sea-shells I’m sure;

And if she sells sea-shells on the sea shore,

Then I’m sure she sells sea shore shells.

 

 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.

A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a pecked a pickled pepper,

Where’s the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

 

 

A noise annoys an oyster,but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Paul called from the hall that he’d slipped on the floor and couldn’t get to the door.

 

 

It’s sad the weather’s bad.

Have a look at the book I found near a brook and gave to our cook.

 

 

 

Pear pudding hot,pear pudding cold,

Pear pudding in the pot nine days old.

Some like it hot, some like it cold,

Some like it in the pot nine days old.

 

 

Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall;

All the King’s horses and all the King’s men

Couldn’t put Humpty-Dumpty together again.

 

 

Rain,rain, go away.

Come again another day.

Little Johnny wants to play.

 

 

If all the world were apple-pie and all the sea were ink,

If all the trees were bread and cheese,what should we have to drink?

It’s enough to make an oldman scratch his head and think.

 

 

If you,Sandy,have two candies, give one candy to Andy,Sandy.

If you,Andy,have two candies,give one candy to Sandy,Andy.

 

Robert Rowley rolled a round roll round.

A round roll Robert Rowley rolled round.

Where is the round roll Robert Rowley rolled round?

 

 

That’s the man that sat on my black hat in the tram.

He’s a bad man. That’s a fact.

 

 

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

 

 

The Bells of London

 

“Oranges and lemons”, say the bells of St. Clement’s.

“Halfpence and farthings”, say the bells of St.Martin’s.

“You owe me ten shillings”, say the bells of St.Hellen’s

“When will you pay me?” say the bells of Old Bailey.

“I’m sure I don’t know”, say the Great Bell at Bow.